Let’s face it - love sucks, a lot of the time.
It also inspires some gorgeous artistic tributes, like one of my favorites - Veronese’s Scorn.
Lately I’ve been playing with the idea that love is only romantic when it’s unrequited.
It’s all very tragic and stupid.
AHEM.
THAT SAID? Go watch this awesome piece on last night’s So You [...]
There’s Your Karma.
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Tag Archives: television
Tore My Heart is RIGHT.
Finally, a explanation why so many of us are f*cked up.
Bess and I were sharing our childhood career dreams at lunch today. I wanted to be a cashier at Meijer because I thought you got to keep the money that was handed to you. Nice gig, I thought, at age four. Bess wanted to be a tightrope walker. This was based on her obsession with [...]
American Idle
I didn’t really care who won American Idol, and to be honest I was more excited about Cyndi Lauper. Okay, and Lionel Richie. I was very bitter after Jorge, the Puerto Rican with a heart of gold, was voted off like week 2 and totally effed my chances of winning our agency’s Idol pool.
There seems [...]
Doing a Body Good
At home, my parents still use dial-up. They’re going to make “the big switch” to high-speed relatively soon, and I was telling my mom how much it will open up her world, and by “open up” I basically meant “waste away your time.” I explained that, before, when you had a brief moment of nostalgia [...]
And You Still Haven’t Found What You’re Looking For
I’m getting a kick out of the keywords that caused people to land upon my blog. Obviously, these people were not looking for my random opinons.
My apologies to the following people, who searched for:
#1. “Johnny Angel Gay”
Sorry this led you to my page about that dream I had where I made out with Johnny Depp [...]
Let It Bea.
I believe the Pink Lady Salad was originally named for Jackie Kennedy. But today, I made this jello in honor of our dearly departed Bea Arthur.
Bess/Matt/Sarah are having a Golden Girls-watching marathon, and I was told to bring an “old lady snack.” I thought of what my grandmother brought to funeral luncheons, and this came [...]
I Can’t Really Explain Why, but…
I would like nothing more than to be the principal lady dancer in this video.
I think we all would.
Scrobble to the 1 minute mark and see what I mean.
Hair teased out to here, spandex and legwarmers, effeminate sweaty latin dancers vying for your attention, flight simulation, HALL AND OATES.
The only thing that’s missing, clearly, is [...]
A Bunch of Posts I’ve Started
but haven’t completed because I’m too busy trying to distract myself from the fact that I haven’t eaten solid food in seven days…
1) I just started watching How I Met Your Mother and even halfway through Season One, I’ve decided that it is WAY better than Friends. While I liked Friends, I was never one [...]
Mah TV Boyfriend, Let Me Show You Him.
I don’t know what the opposite of a “cougar” is. What would you call a 20-something woman going an older man? I suggested “bobcat,” a term which which [amazingly] is backed up by Urban Dictionary. Either way, that’s what I am for Anthony Bourdain. Rawr.
It was a love I hid, a crush I only revealed [...]
