Tag Archives: religion

That’s the Way

I’m sure there are better things in life than when a musical performance launches into full-on, hand-clapping gospel, but I can’t think of any at the moment.  I squeal every time I witness such a spectacle, getting my lily-white midwestern ass out of my seat, clapping on the upbeats, and praying to God that someone [...]

Church of the Latter Day Blog

I heard a “shave-and-a-haircut” knocking at my door and sprang up to answer it, thinking it was the mailman with certified mail from Chicago! (aka, The Job Offer That Will Never Come!)
Instead, I found two Mormons.
In case you are playing the home game of Jenn’s Spirituality, let me remind you of a few [...]

UUs are fence-sitting ninnies.

I went to a Unitarian Universalist church service on Sunday.  I keep going over the experience in my head, and I still can’t figure out what I really thought about it.  Last time I went to Church was a Catholic wedding last fall.  Before that was probably Christmas of 2001?  And before that, maybe my Confirmation [...]

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I had a very drunken religious conversation with my boyfriend last week.  And by “drunken,” I mean he had two beers and I had one bottle of chardonnay and a bacardi/diet [which, after the BOTTLE of WINE, is like ordering a diet coke with your Big Mac].  I realized that Damon is the first non-Christian [...]

God + Mention of Boy in My Bed in Same Entry = Me Going to Hell in a Handbasket.

Dear Jenny,
In addition to having a work load of 60+ hours, including four consecutive overnight shifts, I thought I’d throw in a bout of insomnia.  That way, in the all-too-seldom windows of actual, allowable sleep time, you simply cannot quiet your mind enough to get some shut eye.
You’re welcome! Enjoy being a crabby bitch! :)
Me Bless,

(G.O.D.)
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