Tag Archives: libations

Puttin’ on the Ritz

I downed a Sparks a few hours ago, which means that I have the only the slightest of buzzes and will be awake until the crack of dawn. Good one. I just finished watching Without Limits, a biopic about runner Steve PreFontaine, starring Billy Crudup. Billy’s chiseled jaw and promising shirtlessness was what initially [...]

Absolut Feisty.

SIDE STORY FROM EDDIE’S PARTY
or
WHY HASN’T DAMON THREATENED TO BREAK UP WITH ME YET?
…Pray tell, have you ever tried Absolut’s new flavored vodka: GRAPEFRUIT?! Mixed with RUBY RED Grapefruit JUICE?!?

I HAVE!
And will you notice my couch-companion, Mr.Damon? Sleeping?  Yeah.
Not even passed-out drunk, either.  Just sleeping.  There are drunk people everywhere, and a fucking BAND playing ten feet [...]

The Catarmaran

So the Outrigger Hotel in Waikiki has this “Catamaran Sunset Sail” thing, right? Two hours.  Ocean.  Sunset.  Booze.
With my man by my side, I had all my favorite things packed into one boat.
“Alcohol is free, and it’s two hours,” Damon told me.  “You have to make it worth your while.”  (Sad thing is, he didn’t [...]

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Leah and I met this kid named [An]Drew (?) at [Fratboy's Paradise] Kilroy’s on Monday.  Cute kid.  (All Drews are.  You give me ten Drews, and I’d bet good money that eight are considerably attractive.)
I ran into said Drew again at Bluebird on Wednesday.  Hanging out at the bar, we shot the shit, and by “shit” [...]