I am a sucker for free spirits.
I stumbled upon the blog of Megan McIsaac, a peculiarly awesome chick, through some photos that she took of Neal Casal from The Cardinals. Megan McIsaac is that girl that catches your eye from across the room and you just sigh and say, “Shit. I want to BE her.”
A [...]
Every now and again, I Google myself. You know, just to see what’s up. I like to know what ex-boyfriends come up with when they stalk my name. Right now, it’s that damn article from the Herald Times. If you Google “Jenn Kriscunas,” it’s…
Battling the flu flurry: HeraldTimesOnline.com
Lab tech Kassie Caffey, right, checks Jenn Kriscunas’ [...]
You guys need to see this. (NSFW)
THIS is a website for the “Shock Absorber,” apparently a revolutionary sports bra in the UK.
You MUST:
a) skip the intro and click for the “Bounce-o-meter”
b) select a cup size
c) select the level of activity
d) laugh
Start over and try different combinations for a very entertaining couple of minutes.
One day, when I was super bored, I made Corona a profile on Catster.
I did this mainly to make Damon laugh.
He mentioned that Catster is for the few crazy cat ladies that have the internet. The next day, “Corona” got three messages asking for “her paws in friendship.” I just accepted but then noticed that [...]
Amazon.com: Welcome back, Jennifer.
Me: Hi Amazon.com.
Amazon.com: How are you enjoying The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath?
Me: Very well, thank you. You were spot on with that recommendation!
Amazon.com: You’re welcome. Let’s see what else I can recommend for you…how about The Concert for Bangladesh DVD?
Me: No thanks, I have that already.
Amazon.com: Oh. What about Exorcising Your Ex: [...]
Have you seen Africam, the remote control webcam at a watering hole somewhere in Africa? Here’s how I have become mildly obsessed:
1.) Huh. That’s cool.
2.) This is kind of boring.
3.) Oh. Hey. There’s a bird. *opens window to full screen*
4.) Why am I still watching this?
5.) …
6.) ZEEEEEEEBRAS!
Eventually I’ll forget about it, and then Damon [...]
I love reading the LJ community when someone’s like, “Um I found this cat — is this anybody’s?” And they post a picture and half the community is like “Aw! I hope you find his owner!” and then someone comments like, “Holy shit, that’s my friend’s cat! You can return him at such and [...]
Sure, Damon and I might be in the googly-eyed chemical bath.
But we are no where near as gross as THESE PEOPLE.
This site was an Eight-Month Anniversary present from a high school senior to her boyfriend. Note the ~**ImPorTaNt DaTeS*~ timeline, which includes events like, “5/18: A first on me,” which I think means cunnilingus. I’m still trying to [...]