Yes. Finally. The most attractive offspring EVER:
Brad Pitt hereby usurps Dwayne* as the ultimate D.I.L.F.
People are so amazed by how fast celebrities marry and impregnate each other, but to me, it totally makes sense.
And here’s why: I was in high school theatre.
High school theatre is like this microcosm where you spend unnatural amounts of time [...]
One winter break, I think it was my senior year in high school ( probably remembers), we randomly went caroling, out of a total lack of anything else to do. (In retrospect, I’m convinced this is totally a drama/choir/band geek thing to do…what other high school clique sits around bored until someone pipes up, “HEY! I know! Let’s [...]
a) You furrow your brow at that line from Alice Cooper’s “School’s Out,” until it happens to you: Schoooool’s out. FOR. EVAH…..really..
b) I remember having a ceremonial purging of class papers and whatnot on the last day of school. But never have I seen a flood of people throw loose leaf in the air in [...]
I got a call from a high school friend of mine yesterday…Since I’ve gone to college, we haven’t kept up with each other as nearly often as we should. When he left a message on my voicemail telling me that he had news, I called as soon as I could. “I’m going to be a [...]