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Don’t Say This Blog Never Taught You Nuthin’.

I just learned that to survive a grizzly bear attack you should play dead, and to survive a black bear attack you should fight back.
I did not know that. Most of you probably did, and it will be like that one time when I was like “Hey! Hey you guys. Did you know that Toto’s Rosanna [...]

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Reason #2349823 Why I Love Bess Browning

I just found out, literally, at lunch, five minutes ago - that Bess’s grandpa was on Leno as “The Twinkie King.” He consumed one or two twinkies every day for 64 years. He ate them with a banana, because the cream in those spongy cakes was originally banana-flavored, until a banana shortage in WWII led them [...]

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Elmo is an Attractive Black Man.

With no AC in my car and no money in my checking account, this weekend will be spent sleeping and catching up on Oprah. I just watched an ep with Marc Jacobs (LOVE!), the founder of Jimmy Choo (OMG!) and Kevin Clash, the puppeteer behind Elmo.
Also, Splinter. Baby Dinosaur,
and lots of other [...]

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Not funny!

…I thought “smegma” was a word that Damon made up.  It’s not.
Now I wish I could remember all the times I’ve used it in daily conversation.

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Meet you all the way!

Did you know that Toto’s Rosanna was written about Rosanna Arquette?

True story.
I just found that out, just now.
Thought I’d share.

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Okay…

I’m pretty sure this… would make me pee my pants.

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Everyday is Spring Break in B-town.

People laugh at me when I tell them that I sometimes “feel old” living here.  They don’t believe me when I say that when you are twenty-three in Bloomington, Indiana, you are pretty much middle-aged.
Here, the proof: According to cnnmoney.com, Bloomington is the FIFTEENTH YOUNGEST CITY in the United States!
Also,  NUMBER ONE for percentage of [...]

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I thought I had a morbid fascination with death.
But the more I think about it,
I think I have a fascination with the lives, of complete strangers,
who have died.
I have spent the last half hour reading the LJ Remembers Community, and it is SO creepy/interesting.

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What. The. Fuck….you can make diamonds out of PEANUT BUTTER?

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