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Masterplans
Here’s what you missed at lunch today:
Bess: One of my reps sent me a Sam Cooke book.
Jenn: Funny, it sounds like you’re saying “Sam Cookbook.”
Jenn: Holy shit, “Sam CookeBook..” Why didn’t his marketing people THINK of that, before he got shot?!
Bess: By a stripper!
Jenn: Think of it, that’s the best idea of all time.
Bess: A [...]
All Dogs Go to Heaven
Aw, why do they gotta advertise for THIS WEBSITE on the LiveJournal log in page? It made me incredibly sad, leading me to think about the awesomest dog ever, Bunky (1977-1991).
He was a golden retriever and border collie mix. He looked kind of like this ===>
Except he wasn’t a warlock.
Reason #9238423 Why I Need a Dog
One day, when I was super bored, I made Corona a profile on Catster.
I did this mainly to make Damon laugh.
He mentioned that Catster is for the few crazy cat ladies that have the internet. The next day, “Corona” got three messages asking for “her paws in friendship.” I just accepted but then noticed that [...]
Smegma and Friend
There needs to be some kind of check and balance for when I am so emotional.
Like, when my estrogen level reaches a certain point, petfinder.com should be blocked from my internet browser.
["I want to adopt all of them!" *squeal* *cry* *stuff girl scout cookie in mouth*]
I kind of want a cat like this:
They look so [...]
PUPPIES! :)
Tonight, I was doing some of my usual Facebook stalking (it still amazes me how many people from my past have managed to procreate already?). I came upon a link to Dogster on my friend Rachel’s profile. Sure enough, it was a myspace-esque profile of her german shepard, complete with doggy “blog.” So cute, and [...]