Even though Damon and I live together, we have completely opposite schedules. I’m ususally in bed by eleven, while that kid stays up to the wee hours. Most of that time is spent playing Counterstrike, but I’m finding that he also has a penchant for international talent competitions. He introduced me to Canadian Idol a [...]
There’s Your Karma.
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Not funny!
…I thought “smegma” was a word that Damon made up. It’s not.
Now I wish I could remember all the times I’ve used it in daily conversation.
Celebrate Good Times, C’mon!
I wanted to post this a week ago and LiveJournal is so totally worthless.
…I was at the Michigan Homestead this past weekend for my cousin Allory’s wedding. If the weekend had a theme song, it would be “We are Family” by Sister Sledge, because there was much family-togetherness, in the best possible way. Or maybe “Celebrate!” by Kool and [...]
Reason #9238423 Why I Need a Dog
One day, when I was super bored, I made Corona a profile on Catster.
I did this mainly to make Damon laugh.
He mentioned that Catster is for the few crazy cat ladies that have the internet. The next day, “Corona” got three messages asking for “her paws in friendship.” I just accepted but then noticed that [...]
I wish my life was as great as my MySpace page makes it look.
I feel like I’m stumbling around knowing that sometime mid-summer there’s going to be a big Do-Over Button and I’ll have this great new job - nay, a CAREER — a new apartment. A dog!
Want! to! push! the! button!
…We’re moving to Indianapolis. I needed a scope, a scene. Also, when your boyfriend intends to continue living with you, he [...]
…Insomnia…
I can’t sleep.
Lately, it seems all the planets have to be aligned in order for me to fall and stay asleep. We moved both our beds into the larger of our apartment’s two rooms because Damon’s late-night gaming escapades kept me up at night. The light, the clicking, the sound through the headphones…it [...]
Warsh.
To fulfill a “topics course” for the college of arts and sciences, I opted to take a dialects class. The course description failed to inform me, however, that the class was actually entitled, Indiana Dialects. Oops. It was still interesting, although it kind of scarred me in two ways: 1) In a classroom full of [...]
Would You Hit It?
Every couple has a celebrity cheat code, in which a random chance meeting with a qualified celebrity may end in coitus. (I have been waiting to use “coitus” in a blog!) Mine, for example, is Dane Cook. If the universe somehow brings Dane Cook and I together and he decides to engage in the unholiest [...]
Smegma and Friend
There needs to be some kind of check and balance for when I am so emotional.
Like, when my estrogen level reaches a certain point, petfinder.com should be blocked from my internet browser.
["I want to adopt all of them!" *squeal* *cry* *stuff girl scout cookie in mouth*]
I kind of want a cat like this:
They look so [...]
the new billy joel kinds sucks. but i went to florida, so who cares.
Damon, in one sweeping romantic gesture, carried me off to West Palm Beach for the weekend.
[I mean, I knew it was coming, because he told me like, two weeks ago, but still.]
We rented a compact car…a Corolla, but when we got into town my window wouldn’t function. And why, when you’re escaping -23483 degree weather, [...]
Weak Sauce
Sometimes, I mentally play matchmaker with Old Friends (from 1983-2005) and New Friends (from 2005-Present). I was looking at my Old Friend Amber’s myspace page and discovered that her song was Ingrid Michaelson, who (if I remember correctly, as I was quite buzzed and was sure I’d forget) was the same random indie artist my New Friend Toby recommended [...]
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I promised to write every day of December and I already failed on December 2nd.
Nice job, N00B.
A pitcher of margaritas has a way of inciting free-flowing thought, so here’s some random things…
I keep having dreams about this possible impending job offer (which is no surprise, as it is all I can think about). Last night, [...]
A Blue and Yellow Lining?
On My Current Job Situation
This is my last night working at the radio station. I have outlasted ALL other board operators that were working here when I started a year and a half ago. If there is one thing that I will miss most, it will be Talking Music with the DJs, Todd in particular. [...]
I STOLED EM
More pictures from Nicole’s wedding, all of which I stole from one BFF, .
Some moments are so great to capture:
If a picture summed up Nicole:
I liked this picture because Tom looked like a little angel:
My boyfriend, on the other hand…
Jody, Jess, and I, Pre-bouquet toss:
Sidenote on Bouquet Tossing: Let me preface this by saying that I think [...]
I saw two eagles marcus but I looked too fugly to take a picture…
ROCKFORD, MICHIGAN.
One of the things I HAD to do in Michigan was to get apple cider at Robinette’s.
[ps - don't you love that kid on the right who's all, "HMPH."]
Here’s me, looking at a deer that came up to the house.
We took advantage of a nice day and drove to the sand dunes in Silver [...]