You know what’s boring? The Republican convention. I am enjoying that guy dressed up as Lincoln.
You know what’s NOT boring? RibFest. It was awesome.
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Good God.
On the Way to Dinner Last Night…
Jenn: OHMYGAH. Damon. I had a dream last night that I was playing THE SIMS 2, and somehow, I became A PART of the game, and the next thing I know, I am flying through SPACE, in a SPACESHIP. With TOM CRUISE.
Damon: You’re a nerd.
Jenn: Right. ….What does your t-shirt say, again?
Damon: B.O.S.
Jenn: …and what [...]
You Spin Me Right Round
(I should warn you there are parts of this that are not for the weak stomach. I mean, it’s not that bad, but I should throw it out there….I realize that’s like when Perez Hilton does that “If you are easily offended, DO NOT CLICK HERE.”)
So. Last night I fell asleep around midnight. Damon was [...]
Jeezikah Got Married, Part 293843: The Reception
My dad took these from inside the reception while I was outside getting hammered!
(Other things my dad said: “Don’t get any ideas. For your wedding, we’re bringing in White Castle.”)
The positively glowing Jessica at the head table…
Annie giving her toast. “To the journey!”
Here’s me and Nick eating our delicious wedding meal. I had Eggplant Napoleon [...]
Jeezikah Got Married, Part IV: Pre-Reception
Jess’s reception was at The Pennsylvanian, which used to be a railroad station.
(Probably the first and last time I will ride in a stretch hummer.)
In the rotunda was a raw bar, an antipasto table, and a glorious waitstaff that brought amazing foodstuffs TO YOU. Like LAMB LOLLIPOPS. (I very proudly used my Food Network/Top Chef [...]
Jeezikah Got Married, Part II: The Dinner
Chris’s parents graciously hosted the rehearsal dinner at Jess’s parents house. Despite the heat, it was a wonderful, wonderful evening of white tents and BBQ and drinking.
The plate closest to the camera was mine, and was the first full solid meal I had had since coming off the master cleanse. So much for raw [...]
Jeezikah Got Married: Part I
The day I moved into my tiny single dorm room at Teter-Wissler 3, we had a meeting to get acquainted with everyone on the floor. The RA had come up with one of those “get to know you” games, where each person had a Disney character written on a piece of paper, and you [...]
I heart the Canadians!
Damon’s a guy’s guy. He leaves the toilet seat up. He plays computer games that involve AK-47s. He smells sometimes.
So it may come as a surprise to you that he walked into the room just now, declaring: “I am going to show you why Canadian Idol is better than American Idol.” While most guys [...]
Don’t Drop the Cope
I’m waiting for Damon to get home so we can visit his newly-born nephew at the hospital.
Having a little time to spare, I opened a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc.
Mid-pour, I couldn’t help but think that this was my body’s coping mechanism before setting foot onto the maternity ward. This is what I do. Whenever I [...]
Wedding Season
The nice thing about Damon’s family is that they are amazingly easy to get along with. I don’t dread going to family weddings with my boyfriend, which is a big plus, because I feel as though his family has approved of me, and won’t judge me (severely) if I am double-fisting free drinks at the [...]
John Mayer is funny?
WHO. KNEW?
<a href=”http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/611387370c” mce_href=”http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/611387370c”>Makin’ Music with John Mayer</a> on <a href=”http://www.funnyordie.com/” mce_href=”http://www.funnyordie.com/”>FunnyOrDie.com</a>
John Mayer is giving me multiple opportunities to love him again, despite some of his crappy recent solo work. The John Mayer I loved was before anyone knew his name, and a girl from my high school made out with him, and all of [...]
Will Blog for Friendship
Bess is mad at me because I haven’t been blogging. I’m mad at myself. Hey, remember when I said I was going to write everyday bloggity bloggity Carrie Bradshaw?
I had plenty to talk about, plenty goings-on - but after sitting at a computer for eight hours a day, I just wanted to veg out and [...]
The Dander Unibomber
Many of you remember that when Damon and I first moved in together, his cat Corona showed her disapproval by pooping outside of her litter box. This eventually tapered off, in what I assumed to be her way of finally accepting me into our shared living space.
No. She has discovered that by simply bathing herself [...]
Quarantined
Alright, alright. I got sick. Stay-home-from-work sick.
Last Wednesday was spent attempting to position myself in such a way that would enable normal breathing patterns. I slept most of the day and felt much better by the afternoon. I had no choice, as I was to head down to Bloomington with my dad to see IU [...]
Fatties!
Damon grilled burgers last night in the frigid cold. SO worth it.
Also, Rona smokin’ a doobie.
