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Tag Archives: corona
The Dander Unibomber
Many of you remember that when Damon and I first moved in together, his cat Corona showed her disapproval by pooping outside of her litter box. This eventually tapered off, in what I assumed to be her way of finally accepting me into our shared living space.
No. She has discovered that by simply bathing herself [...]
Fatties!
Damon grilled burgers last night in the frigid cold. SO worth it.
Also, Rona smokin’ a doobie.
I was due for a blonde moment…
I am getting out of the BBY just in time. New policy! My position, along with media and merch, have to be in at SIX AM on Sunday-Wednesday morning. That means Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday are spent rolling out of bed, saying, “Shit! Shit!” at 5:45 am. Also, debating whether I should [...]
Reason #9238423 Why I Need a Dog
One day, when I was super bored, I made Corona a profile on Catster.
I did this mainly to make Damon laugh.
He mentioned that Catster is for the few crazy cat ladies that have the internet. The next day, “Corona” got three messages asking for “her paws in friendship.” I just accepted but then noticed that [...]
Oh. Hello, livejournal.
I haven’t updated in a while. That’s because I’ve been all over the place, both physically and mentally. More on that later. I’ve been meaning to Bah-LOG abut my recent excursion Up North. So here goes.
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It was a few days before we were heading up to Wisconsin.
“You know what we forgot?” Damon said, pointing to [...]
Sunday Evening
THIS is Corona.
It’s too bad she doesn’t have claws, because I could use something extremely sharp when I want to GAUGE MY EYES OUT BECAUSE THEY ITCH SO BAD.
It was suggested to me that I should shave the cat to alleviate some of the allergy symptoms. This did not go over well with Damon. Now, any [...]
My Druthers
JOB SEARCH of OUGHT-SIX
Jenn vs. all twenty-something telecom/business graduates
Today I:
– Made good on my cover letter to Sunrise Greetings and called to confirm my resume submittal. People tell me this is an important job in the whole process, and I was kind of thrilled for even this slight hint of aggressiveness (which ultimately comes out [...]
Reminds me..
I thought it was my imagination — the quick, shadowy flash moving from my TV to my sofa.
There was no mouse.
No, surely not.
Calm down.
I went to work for eight hours and then came back into the apartment while making a lot of noise. [You know, just in case.] I had just exhaled, forgetting the whole thing, when [...]
