Every couple has a celebrity cheat code, in which a random chance meeting with a qualified celebrity may end in coitus. (I have been waiting to use “coitus” in a blog!) Mine, for example, is Dane Cook. If the universe somehow brings Dane Cook and I together and he decides to engage in the unholiest [...]
There’s Your Karma.
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And now, the superficial…
I’m getting all of this out now, in one entry.
– Who cares about this shit, but seriously: “Katie Holmes has turned down a $2 million deal to star in the sequel to ‘Batman Begins’…Katie has instead signed up to star alongside Queen Latifah in the comedy ‘Mad Money’. The movie - to be directed [...]
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In Case You MIssed It:
Actress Brittany Murphy will be the Walt Disney Co.’s first-ever voice for Tinker Bell, giving the gift of speech to the precocious winged creature who until now communicated via facial expressions and jingling.
“She’s such a strong, vibrant, feisty personality, an incredible role model for young women,” said Murphy. “She’s been jingling [...]
THE ULTIMATE D.I.L.F.
Yes. Finally. The most attractive offspring EVER:
Brad Pitt hereby usurps Dwayne* as the ultimate D.I.L.F.
People are so amazed by how fast celebrities marry and impregnate each other, but to me, it totally makes sense.
And here’s why: I was in high school theatre.
High school theatre is like this microcosm where you spend unnatural amounts of time [...]
Let them eat cake. (with Jesus)
Happy Birthday:
Bruce.
Julio
Ani.
Coltrane.
Ray-Ray.
Hunky.
So I’m working at Best Buy this afternoon, minding my own business, when I spy a tall, muscular gentleman with curly golden hair perusing the cds. He looks hot. At least from the back. I must make contact, I decide.
I saunter over in my hot, Best-Buy-Back-To-School garb, swing a hip out and softly whisper , “Is there anything I can help you [...]
If I were Tommy Lee, I’d chuckle everytime someone said, “Rock out with your cock out.”
I fell asleep last night to Comedy Central’s Roast of Pamela Anderson. (which, I must admit, was a phenomenal idea on behalf of the network’s programming and marketing people.) I only caught a segment of it, but one of the comedians was making yet another Tommy-Lee-penis-joke.
My last thoughts before drifting off into dreamland? “Oh yeah, [...]