I might be the only one still amused by my inappropriate @replies to Apolo Anton Ohno, but this is seriously like the one promise on this blog that I haven’t immediately abandoned to go watch The Wendy Williams show or eat Sour Patch Watermelons or something. So you must give me that.
You think he’s not [...]
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Tag Archives: blogging
Just Sayin’.
Oh. Hi, Internet. Didn’t see you there.
One of my blogger pet peeves is when a writer gives excuses or apologizes for a month-long hiatus. I’m sure I’ve done it on the many, many “breaks” I’ve taken at this here blog. Usually, I’m going through some sort of existential crisis (I haven’t gotten any less dramatic in the past month! How ’bout [...]
And You Still Haven’t Found What You’re Looking For
I’m getting a kick out of the keywords that caused people to land upon my blog. Obviously, these people were not looking for my random opinons.
My apologies to the following people, who searched for:
#1. “Johnny Angel Gay”
Sorry this led you to my page about that dream I had where I made out with Johnny Depp [...]
NaBloPoMo FAIL!
There was a moment at about 11:26pm last night that I actually thought, “THERE IS ONLY THIRTY MINUTES LEFT IN WHICH TO BLOG TODAY!” but then someone gave me two dollars for the jukebox and I didn’t care.
I Once Was Lost..
…and now I’m STILL LOST, only it’s in code and script and help forums.
You decide you want your own blog, that LiveJournal is beyond amateur, and if there’s any hope of being taken seriously, you need to get your own domain.
“I’m computer saavy,” you say. You probably know more than average. You’re a Google whiz. [...]
C’est La TV
I caught NBC’s Quarterlife Tuesday; I kind of liked it.
I have no idea why…
it was about a twenty-something blogger going through a quarter-life crisis.
Smirk.
Part if it was like watching my own life play out, except I’ve never had the urge to punch myself in the face so many times. (The main character is kind of [...]
Best Year Evaaaaaarrrrr
I’ve decided that I have to start blogging every day if I ever want to become Carrie Bradshaw. (yes, become – like I’d actually turn in to her – bone-thin, smoking. I do have the contemplative look down. And the incessant questioning.) I realize I got through the entire holidays with nary a blog entry, [...]
Sunday’s on the phone to Monday….
Oh my goodness. Talk about a blogging hiatus. It was like one of those things where you don’t talk to one of your friends for a long time, and then it’s like, well, shit, it’s been a month, it’s going to be weird, now. Let’s not do that again.
Job. is. Awesome! I’ve learned a TON [...]
Blog Drought
Remember when we used to blog, like, every day?
What happened to that?
(And don’t you dare say because of babies, Eddie, because that’s just stupid.)
Mommybloggers Unleashed.
(Note: This post will be interesting to exactly two people. Maybe three. But whatever.)
I don’t know why I read mommyblogs. At twenty-three, I am far from that mommy-wannabe phase. (In fact, I still go to my mommy for various things, like when I need to be told that I’m the greatest thing in the world, [...]
I’m hidden cause I’m scared
If you don’t want to register for the Time Suck that is LiveJournal, fine.
But if you’re gonna post as “Anonymous” you need to give me SOME inkling as to who you are. (which sounds totally contradictory, but you know what I mean.)
Like, if you’re my Mom, you’d be like,
“…… — The Woman Who Gave Birth [...]
Karma Police
Kingdom Hearts II, for the PS2, came out today. Chances are, if you came in my work to purchase it, I mocked you. That’s right, Nerd. I fucking mocked you. I probably said something about how you will masturbate to the game characters in your parents’ basement, or perhaps I mimicked our conversation with a [...]
Magic Bullet
“I have to work at Midnight,” I told Melanie, aka tonight, at Bear’s Place.
“That means a thousand LiveJournal updates!” she said.
“Definitely.”
But now, I have Writer’s Block. Damn you, Melanie!
All I can do is tune out to infomercials. Working the overnight shift, I’ve seen them all, and I am THIS close to buying the Magic Bullet.
DAMMIT.
I’m sorry. I vow to update more. Starting today.
From Amalah.com:
I’m also typing this with one hand because, yeah, my entire life revolves around sustaining a 10 pound linebacker infant using only the mighty power of my boobs.
AMALAH aka Amy, my most favorite blogger in the world, just had a goddamn BABY and SHE updates! (in fact, as I have been reading since her [...]
