I’m sitting here at The Cockpit watching the last hours of these Winter Olympics. I’m not sure what I’ll do with my prime time now that these games will be over. NBC has provided the perfect background noise for my nightly tinkering on teh internetz!

My tweets to Apolo Ohno have been fading in both frequency and funniness, but I’m kind of addicted now.

Let me tell you, that kid TWEETS ALL THE TIME. And they’re all wholesome, “go get ‘em tiger” tweets full of apple pie and good intentions. He’ll say something like, “Quick change then a celebratory dinner with friends & fam downtown” and I’m reading it like, “Hmm, now how do I make this sexual?” My inner sixteen-year-old boy is exhausted, people. Who knew it’s so hard to turn everything into innuendo?

Heh. Hard.

EDITED TO ADD: I’ve been noticing a lot of hits to my blog from the keywords “apolo ohno naked”. I thought, Surely there isn’t anything on the internet that would satisfy this search? Right, Google Images?…OH MY GOD. Turns out our man took his clothes off for the Red Campaign, and let me just say: finding the cure for AIDS has never looked so good. I’ll throw this under the cut for those of you who want to see his huge..left thigh.

PS - Why am I acting like a cross between a teeny-bopper and an undersexed menopausal woman with this?  Someone take me on a date already.