I might be the only one still amused by my inappropriate @replies to Apolo Anton Ohno, but this is seriously like the one promise on this blog that I haven’t immediately abandoned to go watch The Wendy Williams show or eat Sour Patch Watermelons or something. So you must give me that.
You think he’s not keen to my advances, but I’d just like you to turn your attention to my Google Analytics:

JUST SAYIN’.
February 22nd, 2010 at 4:27 pm
We were watching Bob Costas interview him last night and I anxiously waited for him to profess his strong desire for you……Didn’t happen…Lame
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February 23rd, 2010 at 8:19 pm
Clearly he’s trying to focus on his races and then he’s gonna UNLEASH HIS LOVE
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