I just bought eight yards of green sparkly tulle to make a tutu for a Christmas party on Friday. It’s an ugly sweater Christmas party, but honestly? I always have a hard time with that theme. I don’t feel cute in someone else’s gross sweater; I’m sorry.

I know, I KNOW - that’s the point, Ugly is in the Title, Kriscunas, I get it. Regardless, I’m going for gaudy/tacky/cute Christmas outfit. And I’m going to WURK IT.

So Bess is going to be red, and I’m going to be green, and we’ll arrive together and probably share a dish-to-pass, so those lesbian rumors are just GOIN’ STRONG.

At lunch today:

Jenn: There are going to be single guys at this party, right?

Bess: Yeah, I think s-

Jenn: Wait, I’m sorry. Who AM I? Is that a question I need to ask, now? “There’s going to be single guys there, right?” What am I, a “Cathy” comic?

Bess: “BWAH! WHAT?! I LIKE CHOCOLATE!”

Jenn: “AND COFFEEEEEE!”

* IN DEVELOPMENT: Jenn and Bess’s TV show. We were sold when the King Tut exhibit came through Indianapolis: Bess and I MUST get to Egypt. But how? We didn’t have any money. We needed to use our feminine wiles talents. We decided on a show that we’d pitch to The Travel Channel which would chronicle our adventures trying to get to Cairo.

Working title - “Two Girls, One Tut.”

We need to get moving before “Two Girls, One Cup” is no longer topica— oh wait.

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