I don’t know about your gaggle of lady friends, but mine routinely put together what we affectionately refer to as our “Top Tens.” This is the Top Ten Celebrities You’d Like to F*ck. Bang. Sleep with. Make love to. Schtup.
Last year was the first year we put ours in writing. Too often you’d see an Versace ad or a movie trailer and spout, “Oh. Definitely in my top ten.” It’s different when you have to commit to those ten. Bess and I decided to update our lists for 2009, and you can read hers here. After I had finalized my list (three drafts later) I realized that most of the men on my list are, or have played, brooding rebels. Also, I half-expected there to be more musicians, comedians, artists, or writers on my list, but I think I have too much respect for those people to think of them as casual sex objects. John Cusack and Jon Stewart, for example. They’d go on some other list. But for now, I will mainly choose actors. Vapid, vapid actors onto which I can project my own characters. That’s why they call it a fantasy, people.
Without further ado, here are mine:
1. Johnny Depp.
Honestly, if I could put his name ten times, I would.
2. Clive Owen.
I would also demand that cold beer.
3. Jon Hamm/Don Draper.
You had me at threatening fingerbang.
4. Chef Anthony Bourdain.
How do you like your eggs? He would ask in the morning.
(Eggs benedict with lox on a croissant, Tony.)
5. Javier Bardem.
You are not allowed to speak English.
6. Ralph Fiennes.
This surprised me as well. Dude played a Nazi, for gosh sakes. Still, when I think back to the incident that found Ralph joining the mile high club with a flight attendant, I did not judge. I was envious of the flight attendant.
7. Jon Krasinski.
Undoubtedly the only man on this list of whom my mom would approve, based solely on the face that he’s Polish. And adorbs.
8. Billy Crudup.
You are a golden god.
9. Christian Bale.
Thus rounding out my “Public Enemies” Gang Bang fantasy.
10. Young Marlon Brando.
How about this heat?
Thoughts?
Who’s in YOUR Top Ten?
July 27th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
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July 28th, 2009 at 6:40 am
sarah dieleman told me in high school that i looked like ralph fiennes in quiz show. probably the second best “you look like this celebrity” i’ve ever gotten. number one is duchovny.
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July 29th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
My list? Print out yours and crudely make these changes: (1) Cross out Billy Crudup (cheater/pregnant girlfriend leaver) and Ralph Fiennes (just okay).(2) Add my Papa Bear and my Baby Bear. Who are these Bears, Papa and Baby? Papa Bear is Vincent D’Onofrio and Baby Bear is Mark Ruffalo. Brood, Bears, brood!
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August 5th, 2009 at 9:39 am
Sigh– so pretty. My ten would be: Channing Tatum, John Krasinski (YES), Jason Dohring (more about his character on veronica mars than his actual looks), Paul Rudd, Nick Carter, Mark Paul Gosselaar, Denzel Washington, George Clooney, Will Smith, Michael Weatherly, Ed Westwick,
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August 12th, 2009 at 7:13 am
Johnny Depp,young Marlon Brando,Jason Dohring,Denzel Washington,young Mickey Rourke,Christian Bale,Lance Reddick,Edward Norton,Mathieu Amalric,Romain Duris,Louis Garrel…ect and Barack Obama !!
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August 12th, 2009 at 7:20 am
Oups i can’t forget : Ryan Gosling, Joseph Gordon Levitt and my soft pot for Dominic Monaghan (cute), Vincent D’Onofrio..ok i stop
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April 30th, 2010 at 8:22 am
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August 12th, 2010 at 12:59 pm
If you are willing to buy real estate, you would have to receive the loan. Furthermore, my mother all the time uses a student loan, which seems to be really fast.
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