Bess and I were sharing our childhood career dreams at lunch today. I wanted to be a cashier at Meijer because I thought you got to keep the money that was handed to you. Nice gig, I thought, at age four. Bess wanted to be a tightrope walker. This was based on her obsession with [...]
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Monthly Archives: June 2009
Jun 29
Waiting for the Crazy
I drove to the downtown library yesterday afternoon to see a hoard of people standing on the front steps. I didn’t know that the library didn’t open until 1pm on Sundays. I sipped my polar pop and lounged in the grass, until the doors opened and the library sucked in its adoring public. From afar, [...]
Jun 25
Wanderer
A few months ago, I was listening to a radio morning DJ describe a police chase in a morning news bulletin. He described how the chase went on for a good twenty minutes, the perpetrator careening around curves at ridiculous speeds. Coming to some sort of road block, the man halted the vehicle and began [...]
Jun 25
Thanks, Cody!
This weird thing happened last week when I tried to upgrade Wordpress and I messed up a bunch of things and it kind of made my site go away. Cody Zoppa, or Alan Zoppa, as he is now known, logged into my shit and fixed it. I’m not really sure how, or why, since I [...]
Jun 16
Letting Them Eat Cake.
The days are so long and the sky is a weird purpley pink and Rufus Rufus Rufus is singin’ Judy Judy Judy, so what a perfect time to write.
Proudly, I must announce that I am doing very well indeed without the luxuries of cable television. And per usual, when one addiction goes away I quickly [...]
Jun 03
Buddies.
I made a boat load of photographs Saturday, during which I drank amazing locally brewed beers and listened to great bands and made new friends. I’ll be sure to tell you all about it in the next couple posts, but here is just a taste:
Uriaha and myself, drinking what looks to be Blueberry Ale. Note [...]
Jun 03
I’m like a pirate, basically.
Do you live on the northeast side and find that your internet has been dragging as of late? Hi. It’s me. I’m in yer internetz, stealin’ your bandwith. (I accidentally misspelled that as “bandwitch” and nearly kept it. I totally justified it, thinking, yeah, I guess that would make me a bandwitch, cursing your network…. [...]
Jun 01
Unstoppable. Or: Now I’m Really Regretting Not Going to Sasquatch.
Watch this. Stick with it. You’ll be glad you did.
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I’m pretty sure this is the modern day equivalent to the “Bee Girl” from that Blind Melon video.