I’m getting a kick out of the keywords that caused people to land upon my blog.  Obviously, these people were not looking for my random opinons.

My apologies to the following people, who searched for:

#1.  “Johnny Angel Gay”

Sorry this led you to my page about that dream I had where I made out with Johnny Depp in a golfcart. It was very hetero.

#2. “Jess Bloomington Stripper”

Yes, all three of those things were discussed here.  I have two friends named Jess, and I used to live in Bloomington. And okay, there was that ONE TIME I GOT DRAGGED TO NIGHTMOVES.

#3.  “Sharon, Lois & Bram”

Apparently, there is still much interest in them.  Get those Canadians back TOGETHER. I smell reunion.

#4.  “where did celine dion spend christmas 2008″

Sorry I crushed your heart with my “How Celine Dion Ruined Christmas” story. (PS “RUIEENED!”)

#5. “Pie chart of my favorite bars” + “Bar graph of my favorite pies”

Hi. I love you, because, I, TOO found this to be HILARIOUS and WONDERFUL.

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