Bess and I scavenged the fridge at work this morning for holiday party leftovers.   This was a real conversation we had, two offices down from one another, via G-chat.  Sometimes, friendship means feeling no shame about eating crab dip for breakfast.

Jenn: who knew cream cheese and like cocktail sauce and crab was so good

Bess: no shit! i’ve had cream cheese, cocktail sauce and baby shrimp before but i think the crab really adds something

Jenn: it really does.

[insert a good five minutes of actual deep conversation here]

Bess: man i’m lovn’ this dip

Jenn:  Seriously. I ran out of crackers and I am NOT above using my fingers

Bess: i’m not above getting a second plate

Jenn: I’m down
meet you in the kitchen?

Bess: done and done

Jenn: best friendship ever.

Bess: seriously… solid as a rock