…and now I’m STILL LOST, only it’s in code and script and help forums.

You decide you want your own blog, that LiveJournal is beyond amateur, and if there’s any hope of being taken seriously, you need to get your own domain.

“I’m computer saavy,” you say.  You probably know more than average.  You’re a Google whiz.  You don’t suck at Photoshop.

JESUS, MARY, JOSEPH, and ALL THE SAINTS AND ANGELS AND WISEMEN AND THEIR CAMELS.  I had NO IDEA.  Do you notice how SIMPLE this design is? Nothing fancy. Minimalist.  I went through 239842 other designs before settling on this one, simply because I couldn’t get the other ones to work without breaking out some programming manuals.

I don’t even know if this one works, or can even be considered remotely functional. I just needed to get the hell outta LiveJournal.

So, props to you kids who can sit down and look at hundreds of lines of jib-jab and make flashy wundersites. I’ve had an easier time translating French literature than reading forum responses on how to get a stupid plug-in to work.

Anyway. Hi. Much more to come.