You know how in Running with Scissors, Augusten Burroughs writes about how the Finch family would do "Bible Dips?" They’d ask the Bible a question, flip open to a random page, then try to find meaning in the word they landed on.   [Excerpt here. I'd say read the book, but there are better ones I'd recommend, [...]

This blog is like a friend. Only, it’s kind of a mutual friend, to anyone that reads it.  And so when I’ve ignored the friend for oh, say - two months, you feel stupid calling that friend up and being like, "How’s..you know…how’s your life, man?" and you have to go through that whole awkward [...]

She: "How was Black Friday?"
He: "It was pretty black."
She: "How black was it?"
He: "Like, Taye Diggs Black."
She: "That’s pretty fucking black."
He: "It’s like that movie, when she got her groove back?"
She: "Yeah."