Top Three Things I Learned While Eavesdropping on a Nearby Table of Northside COUGARS on the patio of the Moon Dog Tavern Last Night:
1) Bobby was f*cking Missy and that other chick at the same time.
2) “You just need a little botox…right between the eyes. That’s it!”
3) Call the babysitter. She just wants to DANCE tonight.
There they were — all the girls I hated in high school, twenty years later, balancing cigarettes in their age-spotted fingers, sipping stoli cocktails through wrinkled lips.
