Monthly Archives: August 2008

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Night in the Chi

Last Saturday, I went with Jess, Delbert, and  Sharod Sherod? Shahrod? their friend to Duffy’s downtown.  They had some sort of deal for all-you-can-drink until 11pm.  $20.  Lovely. I was also SO happy to meet up with Jenna, a good friend from high school, who met us there with her boyfriend Chris. I haven’t seen [...]

Top Three

Top Three Things I Learned While Eavesdropping on a Nearby Table of Northside COUGARS on the patio of the Moon Dog Tavern Last Night:
1) Bobby was f*cking Missy and that other chick at the same time.
2) “You just need a little botox…right between the eyes. That’s it!”
3) Call the babysitter. She just wants to DANCE [...]

Top Five

Top Five Songs on your iTunes that are under two minutes, that you kind of wish were longer, but not really, because they’re kind of perfect the way they are:
1) Spoon - You Gotta Feel It
2) The Beatles - She Came in Through the Bathroom Window
3) Tori Amos - Mr. Zebra
4) Cat Stevens - The [...]

Chicago, that toddlin’ town…

I headed over to the Windy City to visit my BFF Jessica last weekend!
One of the things I discovered about myself this weekend is that toll roads stress me out.  They stress me out because I have this habit of throwing anything I don’t need right that second into the landfill that is my car’s [...]

Suri Cruise…

…dresses better than I do. And has better hair.

I know. You’re thinking, you didn’t blog for a friggin’ month and you’re talking about SURI CRUISE?!
Fuck you. I’m warming up.
First up, pop culture. Next, my hopes, dreams, and deepest emo secrets.

Classic…

Also, for some reason, every time I read this, the voice in my head is that weird kid from that pork chop sandwiches GI Joe video.

Christmas in August

Under the summer stars last night, it was suddenly Christmas morning, and I was five years old, and the lawn was a set of stairs, and at the bottom was the most glorious Christmas tree you’ve ever seen — Radiohead.
Setlist:
01. 15 Step
02. Bodysnatchers
03. There There
04. All I Need
05. Pyramid Song
06. Nude
07. Weird Fishes/Arpeggi
08. The Gloaming
09. [...]

Jenny with a Y

All the pictures you’ve been seeing have been from this scrapbook that I made for a developmental psychology class my senior year of high school. The same scrapbook that predicted me getting married in June of 2007.
I scanned the rubric for the assignment and saw that I got 110% on it. I’m certain [...]