… Or Embarrassment Boulevard. (Depends on which direction you’re coming from.)

This was me circa 5th grade, with my dog, Samson.
My hair is naturally straight, but I was set on getting a perm. When my hairdresser asked me what kind of curls I wanted, I said I wanted to look like Mariah Carey, a la the “Dream Lover” video.
Toot, toot. ALL ABOARD THE FAIL BOAT.
July 31st, 2008 at 4:43 pm
I believe those pants might be back in style now!
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August 1st, 2008 at 9:00 am
you do look like Mariah!
Bess
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August 1st, 2008 at 11:46 am
Seriously. I bet my mom donated them to a Goodwill and now some Grand Rapids hipster is walking around in them…
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August 1st, 2008 at 11:46 am
The dog looks more like Mariah than I do in this picture.
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August 1st, 2008 at 1:49 pm
What are you sitting on?
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August 1st, 2008 at 3:48 pm
It appears to be a blanket from the seventies. It may also be a tube sock.
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