Damon’s a guy’s guy. He leaves the toilet seat up. He plays computer games that involve AK-47s. He smells sometimes.
So it may come as a surprise to you that he walked into the room just now, declaring: “I am going to show you why Canadian Idol is better than American Idol.” While most guys are watching the NBA Finals, my boyfriend follows talent competitions, both domestic AND international.

He gives me evidence, and I have no choice but to agree with him. You know how in Idol group auditions, the singers can never get it together, and they forget their lyrics and it’s all a big mess? Apparently that’s because they are selfish, untalented sniveling American bitches. Because the Canadians do just fine after one night’s practice…