WHO. KNEW?

John Mayer is giving me multiple opportunities to love him again, despite some of his crappy recent solo work. The John Mayer I loved was before anyone knew his name, and a girl from my high school made out with him, and all of my recordings were bootlegs in which you could hear people clinking their silverware in the background of some pub. I took my BFF Matt Wilson to the Counting Crows/John Mayer concert and we had front row seats. I laughed at all the girls who were screaming every time he made a move, but when he came to our side of the stage, I let out a true-blue teenybopper squeal.

Also, a note a Kristen Bell, who is in the aforementioned clip. You might remember that Damon’s celebrity “cheat” was Tara Reid and Jennifer Love Hewitt. You may also remember that I was really offended that Damon wanted to do Tara Reid, but I honestly don’t think he knows how far down hill she’s gone since American Pie. So, like any good girlfriend, I decided to work with him to pick out a better choice. We decided on Kristen Bell. However, I still call her “Veronica Mars,” and he kind of gets offended that I don’t call her by her real name. My theory is that she could potentially bone my boyfriend so I can call her whatever the f*ck I want.