I love my family. I love them so much, that I am making them Thanksgiving dinner, which I’ve determined involves five 8-oz bars of cream cheese, which makes you think I actually hate my family. Depends on how you look at it.
ANYWAY, if I could be born into any other family, it would have to be that of Reverend Joseph Simmons, aka Rev Run.
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Also, I’d just want to hang around Auntie Kimora Lee Simmons.
I have a feeling that I’d still look ridiculous in Baby Phat fashions.