THIRTY-ONE.
That’s how old my body feels.
I’m not being dramatic. I just had a body-age assessment at LifeTime Fitness. They test your cardio, strength, flextibility, body fat percentage, etc. etc. - to determine how your body compares to that of other people your age. Apparently, mine is older. People always told me I was mature.
The report card was pitiful.
Cardio: Poor
Bicep Strength: Average
Sit and Reach: POOR (<— WAIT A SECOND, I always KICKED ASS at Sit and Reach!)
Also? I apparently have 32% body fat. Apparently, 33% is obese.
I did not know I was one prime rib away from being obese! W00T!
October 25th, 2007 at 8:46 pm
Wait, say what? Remind me never to set foot near any of those tests.
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October 26th, 2007 at 10:02 pm
Right. My theory is that a gym is still a business, so they shock you into thinking you’re obese so you spend more money on personal trainers and whatnot. At least that’s what I tell myself when I’m shoveling cake into my face.
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