I find none of these people remotely attractive.

However, Best Week Ever’s Top 15 Hottest Nerd Boys list (and its corresponding addendum) could read as my “Celebrities I Would Do List”, a true testiment that I love me some boys that are smart and snarky.

Especially:

<3 Mos Def (mainly for hosting Def Jam poetry, ‘cuz that’s tight.)

<3 Louis Theroux (have an extra hour? check out The Most Hated Family in America, a documentary on the Westboro Baptist Church/Phelps family.)

<3 John Krasinski (aka JIM from The Office, OMG let’s make Polish babies.)

<3 Jon Stewart (has always secretly been the love of my life; does not yet know it)

<3 Alton Brown of Good Eats (In a dream, I once cheated on him with Damon. Just kissing, though.)

<3 John Cusack (would look forward to exchanging Top 5’s, post-coitus.)