Monthly Archives: May 2007

Num Nums.

I find none of these people remotely attractive.
However, Best Week Ever’s Top 15 Hottest Nerd Boys list (and its corresponding addendum) could read as my “Celebrities I Would Do List”, a true testiment that I love me some boys that are smart and snarky.
Especially:
<3 Mos Def (mainly for hosting Def Jam poetry, ‘cuz that’s tight.)
<3 Louis [...]

Let’s do lunch.

Hi friends!
As you all know, I’ve been working my hoo-haa off trying to get a job in marketing/advertising/promotions/pretty much anything that’s cool.
I am on the LinkedIn, which is kind of a Facebook for Yuppies, but nevertheless a great networking tool.  If you’re on it, please link to me:

Reason #9238423 Why I Need a Dog

One day, when I was super bored, I made Corona a profile on Catster.
I did this mainly to make Damon laugh.
He mentioned that Catster is for the few crazy cat ladies that have the internet.  The next day, “Corona” got three messages asking for “her paws in friendship.”  I just accepted but then noticed that [...]

I wish my life was as great as my MySpace page makes it look.

I feel like I’m stumbling around knowing that sometime mid-summer there’s going to be a big Do-Over Button and I’ll have this great new job - nay, a CAREER — a new apartment. A dog!
Want! to! push! the! button!
…We’re moving to Indianapolis. I needed a scope, a scene.  Also, when your boyfriend intends to continue living with you, he [...]

So f’ing stoked.

HEY!
MY TICKETS ARRIVED YESTERDAY TO SEE THIS MAN!!!

Or, to some kindergarteners — the “weird man who sings scary songs on his guitar.”
I am so fucking excited.
P.S. I have an extra ticket - so if you’d like to go, let’s talk.

here’s your one chance fancy don’t let me down

In the mid-nineties, I really liked Reba McEntire’s Greatest Hits Volume 2. I was kind of forced to listen to it because I was like, ten, and my mom had the cassette tape in the Buick for months on end. There was one song my mom always, always fast forwarded through — Fancy. [...]