I loved, loved, loved this Kelly Clarkson’s cover of Patti Griffin’s “Up to the Mountain” last night on American Idol Gives Back.
A-mah-zing. Pink is the New Blog slammed her for her outfit, but I thought she had the whole sixties earth mother thing going. Besides, eighty percent of women’s clothing nowadays has an empire [...]
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Monthly Archives: April 2007
Apr 26
Backed by Jeff Beck, you probably sound 50% better.
Apr 21
Spidey Spite
Am I the only one who could give a shit about Spiderman?
Seriously.
Who the fuck cares.
Apr 21
Vic-to-ry for R.H.S….
Walking Taco
2 oz Frito corn chips, crushed in bottom of bag
Put the following ingredients in:
1/3 cup prepared chili
1/4 cup shredded cheese
1/4 cup shredded lettuce
1 tbsp sour cream
Mix.
Eat with fork.
I had a craving for this earlier today and nothing else would suffice. They used to serve this at my high school’s Friday night football games and [...]
Apr 20
Solicitation!
Hi Friends!
On May 6th, I am walking to save babies. I know! Despite all my ramblings about how I hate babies and children, I will still support their chances to get a healthy start in life. I will be walking on May 6th in the March of Dimes Walkamerica here in Bloomington, and I have [...]
Apr 16
478
I was driving home from the gym when I pulled up behind a minivan with this bumper sticker…
…and it took all I had not to rear end the dumb bitch.
Apr 11
divide by pi. then sort the mail.
In order to be a “Online Sales Administrative Assistant” (read: secretary) for Google, you have to have a “BA/BS from a top-flight university.”
Thanks, Google, that makes me feel really good about myself.
I should have worked a little harder in high school,
graduated from Yale,
so THEN I could prepare your expense reports.
Apr 08
I am a BENEVOLENT CREATORRRRRR
Benevolent Creator
Actually kind of liked this quiz
“You are a great person to interact with—understanding, giving, and trusting—in a word, BENEVOLENT.”
“Your imagination, confidence, willingness to explore, and appreciation of beauty make you a CREATOR.”
Damn fuckin right, it does.
Apr 08
Bands I Am Kind of Digging Right Now…
…and you should, too.
Amy Winehouse = sweet, sweet neo-soul, let’s fucking doo-wop it up!
The Fratellis = insanely catchy punky garage rock! Musical equivolent to an irish car bomb (’cept I think they are scottish)
Dr. Dog = seriously retro, total throwback to Beatles/Beach Boys/The Band! Woot.
Ingrid Michaelson = Music I would write, if only I could pound out [...]
Apr 05
…Insomnia…
I can’t sleep.
Lately, it seems all the planets have to be aligned in order for me to fall and stay asleep. We moved both our beds into the larger of our apartment’s two rooms because Damon’s late-night gaming escapades kept me up at night. The light, the clicking, the sound through the headphones…it [...]
Apr 04
Teh Awesome
So yeah. My aunt is pretty much the most awesome ever.
I hope this success is genetic.