Every couple has a celebrity cheat code, in which a random chance meeting with a qualified celebrity may end in coitus. (I have been waiting to use “coitus” in a blog!) Mine, for example, is Dane Cook. If the universe somehow brings Dane Cook and I together and he decides to engage in the unholiest of unions, I’m down. Damon would probably give me a high five, as we are in total agreement on this.
Damon has not yet narrowed down his choice, but I am embarrassed to reveal his number one and two celebrity fucks:
TARA REID:
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT BOOBIES!
If Damon fucked Tara Reid, I would break up with him, out of utter embarassment. Not because I got cheated on, but because my boyfriend cheated on me with Tara fucking Reid, and that’s just pitiful.
Also, J. Love definitely has her hot moments, but she would be a terrible lay.
March 20th, 2007 at 1:07 am
As for Tara…I would hit it like the fist of an angry God.
Yeah, I said it. I meant that shit too
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March 20th, 2007 at 8:14 pm
I would hit her, too. But in kind of a different way.
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March 21st, 2007 at 5:37 pm
Oh make no mistake, I have a few floggers and riding crops that would probably feel right at home on her pretty little ass…I just find her incredibly trainwreckish sexy
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March 22nd, 2007 at 11:44 am
If Damon slept with her, I’d slap him after you dumped him.
Gross.
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