So. I have a bunch of guy friends who recently knocked up some ho’s, whereas “ho’s” can be defined by their very loving and beautiful girlfriends or wives. They are all due sometime this month, and I found out via Facebook (bless it) that Allisha was the first one to pop.
Here is what I posted on her wall:
“I was all like, ‘lalala, let’s see who updated Facebook today… HOLY CRAP Allisha had the baby!’
So I’m imagining your joy is like, 239487324 times that. Kudos!”
KUDOS, people. KUDOS on having a baby.
