I saw The Exorcist when I was nine.
I was afraid of the dark for years after that.
I saw 28 Days Later when I was nineteen.
I could not sleep alone for a week.
Thus far in my twenty-some years of movie watching,
these have been the only two films
that have scared the living daylights out of me.
. . . .And [...]
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Monthly Archives: February 2007
Feb 26
this little light of mine/i will shove it down your throat, praise JESUS!
Feb 26
the new billy joel kinds sucks. but i went to florida, so who cares.
Damon, in one sweeping romantic gesture, carried me off to West Palm Beach for the weekend.
[I mean, I knew it was coming, because he told me like, two weeks ago, but still.]
We rented a compact car…a Corolla, but when we got into town my window wouldn’t function. And why, when you’re escaping -23483 degree weather, [...]
Feb 14
HAPPY VD!
I GOT SUM JEWL-RAY!
BLINGIN’!
Also, I am very proud of my Valentine’s Day gifts this year:
An Alton Brown Cookbook
We are always watching Good Eats and Alton Brown is one of Damon’s heroes, even after that one sex dream I had about him.
HoMedics SBM-200 Therapist Select Shiatsu Massaging Cushion
Rave reviews on this gift.
Also, there are way [...]
Feb 12
Obligatory Stream of Consciousness Post, due to Barometric Pressure.
On this, the day of my dentist appointment, I received a letter that stated that my Lithuanian dentist no longer works at Gentle Dentist.
Boo.Anyway. As I had feared, I was advised to have my bottom two wisdom teeth extracted. Luckily, they have not yet sprouted roots, so if I get it taken care of relatively [...]
Feb 11
Drunk on Sangria and Watching the Grammys…
Cute: Stevie Wonder clutching Tony Bennett’s arm during his acceptance speeech
Also Cute: Carrie Underwood covering hella-old country western classics.
Not Cute: Rascal Flatts covering Hotel California = CRAP on CRAP.
Feb 11
449
…Lindsay Lohan covers Stevie Nicks’ Edge of Seventeen on her most recent album. I wish I could have known this earlier so as to have a much timelier laugh at it.
…My wisdom teeth are wreaking havok in my mouth. Getting smarter hurts! I have an appointment with my Lithuanian dentist tomorrow, and I fear that she will [...]
Feb 05
I’ve got four months and ten days.
My friend Toby has the theory that all cute babies turn into ugly adults.
But seriously, look at this bumpkin!
(Some people say I am photogenic. I say that I was the subject of my dad’s portrait hobby from the day I could feasibly sit up on my own.)
Anyway. This photograph came from a mini-scrapbook of sorts that I took with [...]
Feb 03
drunk and wearing flip-flops on fifth avenue
Me, Jody, and Rufus.
One year, three months, three weeks, and two days ago, Jody and I saw Rufus Wainwright in Ann Arbor. We fucking MET him. Here is the proof, taken on a disposable camera and scanned with my cheap-ass scanner which I got on discount for fifteen bucks.
Rufus Wainwright is one of the [...]
Feb 03
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That was just me trying to get out the STEW that I accidentally dropped into my keyboard.
Anyway. I was thinking yesterday that the BEST part of the Rolling Stones’ Sympathy for the Devil is about 4:36 into it in when you think Keith Richards is gonna completely gun it into that second guitar solo and he totally doesn’t. [...]