If you’re playing the Home Game, I’m looking for a job and waiting for my real life to begin, blah blahbitty blah blah and so on.
So I’m Monster and I see this UPS job for a PART-TIME PACKAGE HANDLER.
“This is a physical, fast-paced position that involves continual lifting, lowering and sliding packages that typically weigh 25-35 lbs. and may weigh up to 70 lbs.”
United Parcel Service.
HOT.
September 5th, 2006 at 3:05 pm
Sheit! It’s the two L’s! And the single S.
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September 6th, 2006 at 2:22 am
Since you moved in with me, this job has been updated to full-time.
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September 12th, 2006 at 11:25 pm
I read that one to Tom.
He laughed out loud too.
:-)
Keep ‘em comin’!
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