January–I kicked
Febuary–I loved
March–I smoked
April–I played with
May–I had lunch with
June–I murdered
July–I sang to
August–I choked on
September–I danced with
October–I did the macarena with
November–I yelled at
December–I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1——-a paperclip
2——-a monster
3——-a mexican
4——-a fork
5——-a gangster
6——-a phone
7——-my cell phone
8——-my dog
9——-my best friends boyfriend
10——-my neighbor
11——-my science teacher
12——-a banana
13——-chuck norris
14——-a stuffed animal
15——-a goat
16——-a pickle
17——-your mom
18——-a spoon
19——-myself
20——-a football player
21——-a ninja
22——-a fireman
23——-a noodle
24——-a squirrel
25——-a baseball bat
26——-my sister
27——-my brother
28——-an ipod
29——-a permanent marker
30——-a llama
31——-A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White——Because i was high.
Black——-Because thats how i roll.
Pink——–Because im NOT homosexual.
Red———Because the voices told me to.
Blue——–Because im sexy and i do what i want
Green——Because I hate myself.
Purple——Because Im cool.
Gray——–Because i was drunk
Yellow——Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange—-Because i hate my family.
Other——-Because i’m a ninja.
none——Because i cant control myself.