Kingdom Hearts II, for the PS2, came out today. Chances are, if you came in my work to purchase it, I mocked you. That’s right, Nerd. I fucking mocked you. I probably said something about how you will masturbate to the game characters in your parents’ basement, or perhaps I mimicked our conversation with a co-worker and gave you a speech impediment.
That said, I’d like to point out the following things:
I. When asked how I like my new computer, I responded that the dual-core processor “gives me lady wood.”
II. I played The Sims 2 on said computer for oh, about three hours.
III. I nearly had a conniption when the universe’s biggest tool Ryan Seacrest announced that Katherine McPhee was in the BOTTOM THREE on American Idol. I called Damon in a panic: “We need to start voting.”
IV. 
abzz0820’s boyfriend got World of Warcraft. “You’ll never see him again,” I said. “World of Warcraft is the biggest timesuck of all time.”
“Yes,” she said. “It’s a bigger time suck than…LiveJournal.” We laughed nervously in recognition of the dorkiest hobby of all: We are bloggers.
Shit.
March 30th, 2006 at 4:13 am
Ha… Livejournal is in my top 3 websites that I check… and I kinda want Kingdom Heart II…. AND worst of all I was like OOOOH, I didn’t know she got the dual core!
My coolness points just plumetted…. drastically
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March 30th, 2006 at 11:23 am
dorks. what about that rumble rose game? i heard that’s pretty cool (wink wink nudge nudge)
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March 30th, 2006 at 3:18 pm
i thought about you when she hit the bottom three…and i’m STILL trying to figure out how.the.hell.bucky.is.still.there.
trisha and i are voting now too. ha ha
Jody
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March 31st, 2006 at 9:50 am
Dude, Bucky needed to leave before he ever got to LA. Jesus!
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March 31st, 2006 at 9:51 am
Everyone who buys Rumble Rose at Best Buy gets a complimentary kick in the balls/ovaries.
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March 31st, 2006 at 9:52 am
You heard it - I even got called a “NUB” today. I am a “newbie” in the Land of Dorks.
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April 1st, 2006 at 5:42 am
I believe the correct spelling is “n00b”
yes, with zeros as O’s
I’ve worked in computers for TOOOOOO long!
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