If I was actually a good Catholic and celebrated this season of Lent, I should have given up cursing in my blog. Holy Moly, am I a pottymouth on here.
In Catholic School (the teachings of Cathol*), we always had to kind of publicly announce what we were giving up for Lent. This was probably so if you said “Cookies!” and then you were caught eating one damn oreo at lunch, Sister Rosemary would make you feel like you killed Jesus. More times than not I’d say “chocolate” or “pop” and I would fail horribly within days. Then again, my family would also have, like, steak dinners on Fridays. So, you know…fuck that shit.
In related news, I saw THE BEST BUMPERSTICKER recently:

*Eddie Izzard reference! Which you would get if you would buy me Dress to Kill** and then watch it with me.
** Also, do you like how I hyperlinked to the Best Buy website? …Yeah. Like I owe them something.
March 28th, 2006 at 4:57 pm
I gave up Diet Coke for Lent.
I was already trying to give it up anyway, for health reasons, but I slipped up once in awhile.
Now I really can’t slip up though. I would feel sacreligious.
The strange thing is:
I’m not even Catholic.
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March 29th, 2006 at 7:11 pm
Jesus called. He said he’d like to buy the world a coke. What now, are you going to refuse JESUS?
Hmm..GUILT over slipping up during Lent? are you sure you’re not catholic?
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April 2nd, 2006 at 4:17 pm
::reading people’s old LJ entries::
Oh, good ol’ Sister Rosemary… She’s still a love; I saw her less than a year ago, rather randomly. It’s a really pointless story, so I’ll spare you. But oh, Catholic school. Heh. :)
P.S. I am not making any sense here, so just know that officially.
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