A is for age: Twenty-two years, seven months, twelve days, five hours, fifty-three minutes.

B is for booze of choice: If I had the funds, I would drink Vodka/Red Bull every fucking time.

C is for career: Dream job? Writer. Five-year Plan? Something in concert promotion.

D is for your dog’s name: I want a dog so bad. But I don’t have the time/space for one.  I would call him “Moses,” but you have to say it like Anne Baxter in The Ten Commandments.

E is for an essential items you use everyday: Does caffeine count as an “item”?

F is for favorite song at the moment: “Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard,” Paul Simon.

G is for favorite games: Uno. Shit gets real.

H is for hometown: Rockford, Michigan.

I is for instruments you play: Clarinet, bitchezzzzz.

K is for kids?: Yeah, and I’ll support them on my plasma donations.  Next question.

L is for last kiss: Damon, right before he left for L.A.

M is for memory you keep with you the most: I don’t think you have a memory you keep “the most.”  But a peak experience was definitely drunk dancing in the rain at the Tom Petty concert last summer.

N is for name of your crush: Katherine McPhee on American Idol.

O is for overnight hospital stays: N/A.

P is for phobias: Bats. And rats.

Q is for favorite quote: “The only true currency in this bankrupt world if what we share with someone else when we’re uncool.” (from Almost Famous)

R is for biggest regrets: Absolutely no regrets. Madonna told me that in middle school in her “Human Nature” single.

S is for status: Single and ready to mingle! Oops! I mean, happily taken!

T is for time you wake up: Tomorrow I will go to bed at 5:30 am and wake up around noon.

U is for underwear: They are red and say, “How YOU doin’?”  a gift from one of my girlfriends. :)

V is for vegetable you love: Mushrooms! And if I order something with mushrooms, you will hear about my love for them every two minutes.

W is for worst habit: Chocolate addiction.  And I haven’t really mastered that “one drink limit” thing yet.

X is for x-rays you’ve had: I had my knee x-rayed a few weeks ago.

Y is for yummy food you make: I have TWO different Jimmy John’s locations programmed into my cell phone, depending on my whereabouts.

Z is for your favorite animal at the Zoo: Tigers!