It’s 3:30 am and I am bored and Project Runway is on commerical break. (I already know that Chloe won because I made Leah text me when she found out. Yay Chloe..even though I was kind of rooting for Daniel V. once I found out he was from Lowell.)
After some Facebook surfing, I returned to a certain wedding site that I’ve relentlessly mocked on my blog before. Pure curiosity lead me into the couple’s gift registry. The uber-Christian pair have undoubtedly abstained from sex, but it is apparent that Williams Sonoma is their masturbation. Seriously.
YOU DO NOT NEED AN EBELSKIVER FILLED-PANCAKE PAN!!!
Maybe instead of making some Danish Hors D’Oeuvres, you should be boning your new husband, huh?
I am SO anonymously sending them this:
March 9th, 2006 at 12:42 am
When we live in Kansas we have EBELSKIVER at Christmas every year with Theryn’s step-grandmother.
It’s good. Filling, too.
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March 9th, 2006 at 3:53 am
chloe’s final collection was horrible! the seams were good and they fit well, but some of those dresses were god awful. and the fabric she chose made me wretch. wretch i say!
i’m still very emotional about daniel’s loss.
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March 10th, 2006 at 4:28 am
So I was reading through some of that crap and saw that the first time he said ‘I love you’ to her was when he proposed.
Wtf?
Maybe I’m just weird, but after 2 and a half years, I would have hoped to hear him say he loves me before I considered spending the rest of my life with him.
And let me know when you’re sending that costume, I want to throw in some whips and chains for them, maybe a couple pornos, haha.
p.s. (I would love to see the look on their faces upon opening a box full of whips and chains.)
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March 11th, 2006 at 5:03 am
Way to take the wind out of my cynical sails, Eddie. Way to go.
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March 11th, 2006 at 5:05 am
I was really indifferent about all three of the contestants’ final “looks.” They made outfits out of fucking FLOWERS and PLANTS and they couldn’t do better than THAT?
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March 11th, 2006 at 5:09 am
No, I thought the same exact thing!
When you look at most relationships, usually the googly-eyed lovey-dovey phase burns out after like, a year, anyway — so you think one of them would have at least *thought it* and said it, before then.
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March 11th, 2006 at 6:42 am
:D
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