There is a crazy lady who calls into the station all the time. I know I talk about such crazy ladies, but this is THE crazy lady — EVERYONE is familiar with her.
Anyway, last time she called in, she asked me if I had heard that Paul McCartney was coming to Indianapolis on his next world tour. WHAT? How did Crazy Lady know about Sir Paul coming to the Hoosier State and not I?!? I have to see Paul McCartney before I die. Well, before he dies. I just have to.
I scoured the internet for any morsel of information. Nothing. There aren’t even any new tour dates at ALL.
FUCK YOU, CRAZY LADY, FOR GIVING ME HIGH HOPES.
