Haha, I said cunnilingus.

Posted by Jenn on January 26, 2006 at 3:27 am.

Sure, Damon and I might be in the googly-eyed chemical bath.
But we are no where near as gross as THESE PEOPLE.

This site was an Eight-Month Anniversary present from a high school senior to her boyfriend.  Note the ~**ImPorTaNt DaTeS*~ timeline, which includes events like, “5/18: A first on me,” which I think means cunnilingus. I’m still trying to figure out what the “fun and new twist” on  7/20 was. Read on to find that these crazy kids always celebrate their monthly anniversaries with popcorn chicken and that she TOTALLY lost her virginity on Prom Night.

The site was published in 2002!  I need to know what happened! Are they still together?  Does he still have the zoo cup and mini panda snow globe from their third month anniversary?

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10 Responses to “Haha, I said cunnilingus.”

  • AMAZING! My favorite line “A first on you… a little out of order”

    I’m gonna be late for work. “Sorry Scott Bush I was reading the trials and tribulations of teenage sex on a Yahoo website. You understand, right?”

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    anonymous Says:

    I realize you need to find stuff to fill the dreadful hours, when most people are alseep. But to read this and pick up all these details, just ain’t right….

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    anonymous Says:

    it’s madonna. thank you for finding that page. i was amused for a long time. who the hell are these kids? and what’s with all these “firsts” that they have? and must they put this all over the internet for people like me (people with no lives) to read, completely infatuated with this relationship? i don’t even what to know about what first bodily noise they discovered on prom night. thanks, from now on my night is going to be spent searching for these two idiots.

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    anonymous Says:

    Quif Anyone?

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    thehipeinie Says:

    did you see that there were other firsts on prom: “getting a room, what we did, and even a bodily noise! lol”

    thats kind of gross.

    and here’s what i think of that timeline:
    5/18: cunnilingus
    6/5: SEX
    6/27: dude gets hand job
    7/20: sex in a non-missionary position
    12/5: mutual gerbal anal-romp

    i bet if this relationship has since ended, at least one of them has a restraining order.

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    daytripper83 Says:

    I know! “A little out of order”?! That kid held out, man.

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    daytripper83 Says:

    ANONYMOUS!

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    daytripper83 Says:

    KIND OF gross?

    oh..and I think you’re right on the money (as was HE) on the sex timeline. I was also thinking maybe they made a homemade movie, ifyouknowwhatI’msayin.

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    daytripper83 Says:

    Doesn’t it just feel so GOOD to MOCK people sometimes?
    Hi Madonna! I didn’t know you read my livejournal.

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    abzz0820 Says:

    We are all soooo cool…

    (but im still inrigued)

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