The “Chuck Norris facts” have not worn on me yet…
These are my favorite five ten:

10.) There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

9.) When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

8.) Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

7.) Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

6.) There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

5.) Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

4.) In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

3.) If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds ’til.” After you ask, “Two seconds ’til what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

2.) Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

1.) Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.