Yes. Finally. The most attractive offspring EVER:

Brad Pitt hereby usurps Dwayne* as the ultimate D.I.L.F.

People are so amazed by how fast celebrities marry and impregnate each other, but to me, it totally makes sense.
And here’s why: I was in high school theatre.

High school theatre is like this microcosm where you spend unnatural amounts of time with the same group of really passionate, overdramatic people.  There is relentless flirting among everybody. Hooking up, breaking up, making out – all the personalities are larger than life, and when you get all those people together, the result is explosive. Whenever musical auditions rolled around, it always seemed like the beginning of mating season.

In my head, a set for a blockbuster movie is not unlike backstage at Rockford High School’s auditorium.
It’s just on a larger scale, with million-dollar salaries and paparazzi.

*Inside joke. Established during aforementioned high school theatre.