1. Initials: JLK (pronounced, “JILK”)

2. Name someone with the same birthday as you: Ben Affleck, Julia Child, Napoleon (which would make one HELL of a birthday party.)

3. Whats your favorite color? green

4. For or against same gender marriage: for.

5. Are you homophobic: hell-to-the-no

6. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings: Saturday has a morning?

7. Do you believe in God: Yeah. Somebody’s gotta be responsible for making my life this silly.

8. How many U.S states have you been to: Actually spent time in: (Alaska, Florida, Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Michigan, Minnesota, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Tennesee, Texas, Virginia, Wisconisin)

9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in: Michigan and Indiana. I’m so fucking corn-fed.

10. Have you ever lived outside the U.S: Not yet. I’ve pondered just picking up and moving to London to randomly work at a Costa (british starbucks)

11. Name something you like physically about yourself: Eyes.

12. Something non-physical you like about yourself: my random wealth of music trivia

13. What is your dad’s name: Randall (aka Randy)

14. What is your dream car: Bumper Car.

15. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go: San Francisco.

16. Favorite type of food: Sushi

17. Favorite holiday: I really don’t have one.  But it’s a jolly holiday with Damon.

18. Do you download music: Something like that.

19. How many illegal things have you done: Four. (it’s only illegal if you’ve been convicted, right?)

20. Where would you want to go on a first date: Cheap champagne on a blanket in the park

21. Would you date the person who posted this before you: I would have to fight off Kevin Humbard, and he has WAY better hair.

22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally: Jason Mraz sang some sexually suggestive things to me once.

23. Have you ever cried for no reason: I’m bawling right now.

24. Do you like president Bush: He’s not really my type.

25. Have you ever bungee jumped: God no. I don’t even like jumping down from curbs.

26. Have you ever white-water rafted: No, but bath time gets pretty crazy sometimes in the tub.

27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you: Sure.

28. Last person you hugged: Eddie. It was a good one.

29. Have you ever met a real redneck: I live in SOUTHERN INDIANA.

30. How is the weather right now: Dark.

31. What song are you listening to right now: “The One I Love,” David Gray.

32.favorite song: “Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard,” Paul Simon.

33. What was the last movie you watched: Wedding Crashers.

34. Do you wear contacts: Yup.

35. Where was the last place you went besides your house: Best Buy, aka, the Bizzle.

36. What are you afraid of: Failing to be in a state of becoming.

37. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite gender: Not seriously.

38. Pets: None. :(

39. Have you ever loved someone?: Sure have.

41. What do you usually order from Starbucks: Grande Nonfat Hazelnut Latte

42. Have you ever fired a gun: Oh God, no.

43. Are you missing someone: always.

44. Say something totally random about yourself: I was a kleptomaniac as a child.

45. Do you have an iPod: Yep. It was my third arm all last year.

46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity: Older people always tell me I look like Tatum O’Neal. I was told on New Year’s that I look like that chick from Nip/Tuck?

47. Whats your mom’s name: Christine

48. Who would you like to see right now: Bob Dylan. And then I’d be all, “holy shit, it’s bob dylan.”

49. Are you comfortable with your height: completely.

50. Dogs or cats: Dogs!

51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to be doing: Yeah. You were probably there, you saucy minx.

52. Favorite flower: Lilacs

53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn: Butter + salt.

54. What books are you reading: Killing Yourself to Live by Chuck Klosterman

55. Have you ever ridden in a limo: Never!

56. Has anyone you were really close to passed away: Yes.

57. Do you watch MTV: OMG I totaly cant livez w/o Laguna Beeeeeeech

58. What’s something that really annoys you: APATHY

59. What are some things you really like: listening to music, talking about music, discovering new music, going to shows where there’s music.  and damon.

60. Do you like Michael Jackson? Fuck yeah. I got “bad” for my 6th birthday.

61. Can you dance: Yep. I even participated in a dance off, once.

62. Favorite basketball team: Indiana Men’s Basketball.

63. Favorite cereal: Cheerios

64. Do you drive: Yeah. Not very well though.

65. What’s the latest you have ever stayed out: All night.

66. Last time you went bowling: I don’t know. Probably the 90s.  I hate bowling.

67. Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room: No.

68. Last time you were at work: Right now.

69. What’s your favorite state to live in: Michigan

70. What’s a weird talent that you posess?: I made you read this stupid thing all the way to the very end.