Last Days, 2005.
Time to clean out the text message library that has collected in my cell phone…

Favorite INBOX Messages:

(from Jeff): “men do everything for sex  hair cuts & working out to look good enough for sex  if it wasn’t for sex men would still be in a cave somewhere jerking off”

(from Matt): “Put $20 on red 15 and let it ride.”

(from Adam “Sugar Daddy” Mikos): “El pool-o go-o? or should I go back to sleep on your porch?”

Favorite OUTBOX Messages:

(to Jeff): “in big rapids, looking at a scottish yak.”

(to Annie): “U R dee runk”

(to Jeezikah): “I want 2 give you a baby! love, chad michael murray”

and the Most Inappropriate Text Award goes to the one I sent Damon when he snuck out of my apartment in the wee hours to get an XBOX 360…

(to Damon): “So you got your xbox…but what about MY box?”