HEY! Have you ever been asked out by two random, creepy Best Buy regulars in two days? I have.
Guy 1: “I get rejected all the time. I DON’T DEAL WITH REJECTION WELL.”
Guy 2: “What’s your favorite pizza? Pepperoni and mushroom? How ironic, my favorite too.”
(”That’s NOT IRONY, that’s COINCIDENCE,” I shouted, as I punched. him. in. the. face… In my head.)
How is it that the creepiest guys are always the most ballsy?
(An entry like this is like a literal bad-karma post. Mainly because the aforementioned men are very very mildly retarded. I’ll probably have my heart broken for the rest of my life because of shit like this.)
November 10th, 2005 at 6:42 am
Yeah when i wore the horns and tail on Halloween it was bad. I had one guy ask me how he could get me to let him take me home and another old nasty man ask how horny I really was and that he could just tell I was really a naughty little devil under my uniform. I wanted to throw up.
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November 10th, 2005 at 8:30 pm
I was thinking that when I saw you walking around in that get-up. Innocent little horns and a light up tail, for God’s sake! I thought to myself, “People wouldn’t really be so bold as to say something about being horny, would they?” Turns out, they do. Gross.
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