I just went down to the second-floor vending machine because I’ve exhausted the snack options up here on the fourth floor. I literally spent about five minutes contemplating whether I should choose Cooler Ranch Doritos or Nacho Cheesier Doritos. This is the type of decision-making that happens at the radio station at 1:41 am. Problem solved after finding that Cooler Ranch was only 50 cents and the Nacho Cheesier Doritos were 55 cents.
Obviously. They *are* Nacho Cheesier.
