Hormones. In the past five minutes, I’ve consumed two polish dill spears and a few spoonfuls of Chubby Hubby. I’m not feeling particularly PMSish; it just sounded good to me. I can’t imagine what I’m going to eat when I’m pregnant. Probably dirt.
I wanted to give myself a pedicure tonight. I used to have this really great foot massager that I could soak my dancin’ feets in. Needless to say I didn’t lug it to college. I write to you now, Readership*, with one foot in a large, soapy bowl. Now I constantly I feel the need to pee. Ah well.
Guys, if you want to meet a girl at a laundry mat — initiate during the WASH cycle, not while she’s folding her dryables. There’s something really uncomfortable about a guy asking what your degree is in while you’re organizing your thong collection. Yes, I do speak from experience, this afternoon. No, I was not interested in the least.
GODDAMN. The unreleased version of Visions of Johanna on Bootleg Vol. 7?! Incredible. flaekjrldkjfa;weoriudlvkjae;riuadpofijaerkjaoiudf;alwkej4;odifvuwaewr!!!!!
** A.K.A. The Five People Who Read This
September 26th, 2005 at 5:23 pm
You’re a hoot!
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September 26th, 2005 at 5:34 pm
dirt, wash cycle, thongs.
got it
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September 27th, 2005 at 4:47 am
Thank you.
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September 27th, 2005 at 4:49 am
That’s what I’m here for — spreading pearls of wisdom, one weird phrase at a time.
Jenn, the non-English major who actually punctuates.
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September 27th, 2005 at 10:04 am
at least i don’t walk around singing…
you down with jtt?
yeah you know me!
punctuation is over rated anyways (as is spelling, proper grammar, and everything else a good english major should have in their repertoire ((ha! spelled that right))).
=P
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October 3rd, 2005 at 3:13 pm
Yeah, you probably will eat dirt when you’re preggers.
But hey, ANYTHING is better than pickles. ;-)
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