They say pregnant women are known to engage in what is called the “nesting instinct,” when they naturally feel this urge to prepare the “nest” before birth of their young.  This usually entails vigorus cleaning, rearranging, home improvement, etc.  But what do you call it when a non-pregnant (trust me, people, if I was having sex, you’d know it), 22-year-old finds her Linens N Things Credit Card and proceeds to buy a various home accoutrements to make a statement in her apartment that few people will actually see?

You call her Jenn. Hi.

If you wanted to see something funny, you should have caught me trying to put a duvet cover (not just any duvet cover. Brushed Mircrofiber Duvet Cover. In “sienna.”) over a down comforter.  For a while, I was actually stuck inside what is essentially just a huge pillow case and thought, “what an embarrassing way to die via suffocation.”